Wednesday, January 7, 2015

A Social Liberal Theme Song


The socialist liberals haven't yet accepted my offer of a theme song to help get their message out about same sex marriage, abortion, homosexuality or handing out condoms to kids. The way I figure it, these ideas have been such a hard sell for them, that a protest song was just the ticket to sell their “product.”

President Obama seems to be suffering the same problem with selling socialism to the American people. I'd wager that he'd get the message across to the common folk better about why the US needs to become a socialist nation by selling the idea through song. Obama could hire a respected singer like Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga to produce a hit single, selling the stimulus package to the rest of the country.

I just happen to have another modest example of a song that would do the trick.

The Congressional Song
(sung to the tune of If I Had a Hammer)

If we had some power
We'd tax it from the rich folks
We'd tax it from the poor folks
All over this land
We'd tax your mother
We'd tax your father
We'd tax the money from your brother and your sister
All over this land

If we had some money
We'd spend it on construction
We'd spend it on contraception
All over this land
We'd spend it on work programs
We'd spend it on CEOs
We'd keep it from your poor deprived brother and your sister
All over this land

If we had some earmarks
We'd hide it from the Congress
We'd hide it from the people
All over this land
We'd hide state projects
We'd hide our lobbyists
We'd hide our earmarks from your brother and your sister
All over this land

Well we've got the power
And we've got your money
And we've got earmarks to spend
All over this land
We call this justice
We call this freedom
We call this bleeding dry your brother and your sister

All over this land